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taliabobalia:

jusky:


We will rock you!

This made me hear something with my eyes instead of my ears.

that’s the power of queen, my friend.


We will rock you!

taliabobalia:

jusky:

We will rock you!

This made me hear something with my eyes instead of my ears.

that’s the power of queen, my friend.

We will rock you!

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williamyan:

Who run the world?

williamyan:

Who run the world?

A Readable Wikipedia

wordsby1910:

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Myth #3: People don’t scroll

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"THIS IS A
GENERIC
BRAND
VIDEO.


BY KENDRA EASH

- - - -
We think first
Of vague words that are synonyms for progress
And pair them with footage of a high-speed train.

Science
Is doing lots of stuff
That may or may not have anything to do with us.

See how this guy in a lab coat holds up a beaker?
That means we do research.
Here’s a picture of DNA.

There are a shitload of people in the world
Especially in India
See how we’re part of the global economy?
Look at these farmers in China.

But we also do business in the U.S.A.
Or want you to think we do.
Check out this wind energy thing in Indiana,
And this blue collar guy with dirt on his face.
Phew.

Also, we care about the environment, loosely.
Here’s some powerful, rushing water
And people planting trees.
Our policies could be related to these panoramic views of Costa Rica.

In today’s high speed environment,
Stop motion footage of a city at night
With cars turning quickly
Makes you think about doing things efficiently
And time passing.

Lest you think we’re a faceless entity,
Look at all these attractive people.
Here’s some of them talking and laughing
And close-ups of hands passing canned goods to each other
In a setting that evokes community service.

Equality,
Innovation,
Honesty
And advancement
Are all words we chose from a list.

Our profits
are awe-inspiring.
Like this guy who’s looking up and pointing
At a skyscraper or a kite
While smiling and explaining something to his child.

Using a specific ratio
of Asian people to Black people to Women to White men
We want to make sure we represent your needs and interests
Or at least a version of your skin color
In our ads.

Did we put a baby in here?
What about an ethnic old man whose wrinkled smile represents
the happiness and wisdom of the poor?
Yep.”

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: This is a Generic Brand Video.

Eines morgens sind sie da, die beiden Beobachter. Mit Trenchcoat und Schlapphut stehen sie vor dem Bett des Bankangestellten K. und kritzeln in ihre Notizbücher. Woher sie kommen? Das dürfen sie nicht sagen. Wie lange sie bleiben? Auch das nicht. Sicher ist nur, dass sie K. künftig auf Schritt und Tritt begleiten müssen.

Es sind nicht nur der Titel und der quasi namenlose Protagonist von Roman Gonthers Kurzfilm Die Beobachtung, die an Kafka erinnern. Auch die ständige Überwachung, die scheinbar übermächtigen Behörden, spielen eine wichtige Rolle. So scheint es jedenfalls. Denn je länger Die Beobachtung geht, desto mehr Interpretationsmöglichkeiten ergeben sich.”

via DIE ZEIT

thethuglifeishard:

She finally actin right. Like I’m finna fall in love on some Her type shit


It’s not exactly ‘Her’ - but funny.

thethuglifeishard:

She finally actin right. Like I’m finna fall in love on some Her type shit

It’s not exactly ‘Her’ - but funny.